By Lady Cheeky Originally published on Kinkly.com on December 5, 2013
When I was little, growing up in a Jewish household, I used to write to Santa every year with a list of all the toys I wanted. I really didn’t understand why Santa gave all of my friends toys on December 25th and not me. So, as my letters to “Santa” went unanswered year after year, it occurred to me I might be asking the wrong entity about the wrong date. So, I changed my M.O. I began asking Moses for all the stuff I wanted.
This plan seemed to work. Every year for about a week in winter, I would get a gift a day until “Jewish Christmas” was over. However, Moses was a cheap bastard. Each year he brought me one “big” gift and the rest of the week he brought me things like a pair of socks with beagles on it or colored pencils. I caught on, and decided to ask Moses for just one really stupendous gift each year, (so as not to confuse him with too many options). It worked. Each Chanukah (within reason) I received that one item I had asked for … along with socks and pencils.
I’m an adult now, but in keeping with tradition, I get myself one awesome gift every year as a reward for … um, behaving myself (mostly). This year is no exception. I just got myself the Lovelife Adventure Triple Stim Vibrator by OhMiBod.
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